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[ uh-huh. definitely. of course. ]

I will. But you have to be a better loser next time. [ it's a lot of big talk from the both of them, but that's just how that works. they talk big at each other so that when the time comes that they are able to compete, there is nothing left but their heart and their bodies. ]

Okay. [ and because sousuke is a little shit: ] I want you to do everything I say for a whole day.

[ #fouryearsold ]

[Not his fault you people have your mind in the gutter, geez.]

Heh, I'm not the one who should be worried about losing, you know. [And that's how it is, the friendly trash-talking that simultaneously means very little - because they both know each other's true potential - and so very much - because it's familiar, and comfortable, and them. Like they couldn't be for so long.

It's almost enough to overwrite the sheer levels of annoyance and indignation surging up at Sousuke's choice. Except it really isn't.]

Oi! I said one thing, not several things for a whole day! That's cheating!

[ oh you precious sunshine child, rin. oh your precious sunshine child. ]

Sorry, I can't hear you over my imminent win. [ because he's five years old and being a stubborn shit with rin is one of the few things he really knows how to do. and he's happy for it, happy he can at least counter with something now.

especially when he can hear the annoyance in rin's voice. ] That is one things. [ can you hear how smug he is? ] That you do everything I ask for the day. One. Are you gonna chicken out?

[Yes, yes he can hear the smug. Can you hear the growling? He's very much growling.]

Of course I'm not gonna chicken out of anything, but you gotta play fair! This is not one thing, this is like-- like finding a genie and using one of the three wishes to ask for more wishes!

[AU in which Rin Matsuoka is a wish granter in a desert land-- wait.]

So...that's a no? Even though you just said you'll do whatever I asked?

[ teenage boys are the worst. sorry rin but you're totally aware that this is your best friend. ]

That's too bad. I guess I'll come up with something else, since you went back on your gift...

[Sousuke, you piece of shit friend.

On the one hand, this is entirely absurd and Rin is 110% Sousuke is doing it on purpose just to tick him off-- which is clearly working, judging by his not-so-quiet growling and fuming. But on the other hand, he has a reputation!! And he doesn't back down from a promise or a challenge!!

Give him a minute to carefully consider this.]

[And by carefully consider, I really mean throwing a tantrum and spewing profanities in foreign tongues Sousuke can't really understand all that well. Though he can definitely hear some metal rumbling, right? Yes, he guessed right, Rin is totally kicking things in his fit of rage-- lockers, trash bins, whatever is on his way.]

[Okay, we're back.]

Fine!

[ DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER

can you hear smug grins through phone calls? no? well you can probably hear this one. the tantrum made it even sweeter, honestly, but sousuke isn't going to say as much. if anything, he's going to be very casual about the whole thing. isn't even going to seem all that excited about the fact.

nope. cool as a cucumber. ]

I don't believe you.

[Sousuke, you huge piece of shit, Rin is ending this friendship right now!!]

Yeah, well, that's not my problem.

Except it's your present for me.

[ at least he's not going to australia. ]

So are you? Really?

Edited 2015-10-17 16:33 (UTC)

And if you don't believe me, then you're the one stuck without a present!

[Huff! Except that's only half the present and he's already dropped some cupcakes in Sousuke's locker so he wouldn't really be without a present. The bastard.]

Anyway, I've given my word already, right? I'm not gonna back down on it now, even if you are cheating.

[ which is is about to find soon, making it to his locker and having to rearrange the phone - he's almost at full regrowth, but the nerves are still weird in his hand so he tends to not use it. ]

Okay, well. We'll have to test it. [ a pause as he thinks, undoing the combination of his lock. ] Since you're definitely going to do it. Hmm.

[ thinking...thinking... oh. hi cupcakes.

a pause. ]

Hey, Rin. [ he's reaching in to grab the cupcakes now, looking them over and trying to hide how he's kinda...really happy about these. not that rin could see it, this all being on audio and everything. ] Did you make these?

[There's some low grumbling and growling when Sousuke mentions testing it out, but Rin doesn't protest otherwise; he's given his word now, so all he can do is brace for impact.

At the question, though, he's at least glad for the change of subject.]

Yeah. They're pretty simple 'cause baking is not my specialty, and I had to get help from some baking club guys, anyway, but I guess they taste all right.

[Yes, he did taste test, but you know Rin, he doesn't like sweets and all that.]

[ the grumbling makes him chuckle a little. this day is all about making rin annoyed, apparently, and sousuke is willing to be the one in charge of it. he waits, though, not quite wanting to ruin the image of it.

yet.

sousuke goes for it - even if he's not a huge sweets fan, rin made it. rin made him a birthday present. he takes a bite, and makes a content noise, almost surprised. ] These are really good.

[ just...give him some time to finish this. ]

[You piece of shit friend... Why are you trying to annoy Rin when he's just trying to be nice to you on your birthday??]

Heh, you don't have to sound so surprised, you know? I can be pretty good at stuff when I try hard!

[And you bet your ass he tried extra hard so these would turn out good, huff!!]

[ okay excuse you say that but rin would be such as much of a shit. ]

You don't even like sweets. How did you know how to do this?

[ not that he should be surprised. rin always surpasses sousuke, and everyone's, expectations. ]

[Not on his or Sousuke's birthday! His brand of piece of shit-ness is something else.]

I told you, I got a little help from the baking club. 'Sides, just because I don't like sweets, doesn't mean I don't have a general idea of what goes into basic cake batter. Frosting and decorating was mostly on Anna, though.

[ except how many birthdays did he miss while he was in australia????? ]

Well tell Anna it's great. I'd share it with you if you weren't hiding.

[ not to poke fun at how rin is running away and avoiding sousuke or anything. ]

[That's his brand of piece of shit-ness!!!]

Thanks, I've already taste-tested enough sugar to last me for a month. 'Sides, I'm not hiding, I'm making preparations! Don't tell me you're so needy for a birthday greeting that you can't wait a little while?

[Well, if we're going to poke fun at each other...]

[ well at least he's fixing it now??? kind of. ]

Preparations for what? [ he's not even going to start on the comment about his neediness. ]

What are you planning?

[Sousuke is not gonna start on it because he knows it's true, lbr.]

What the hell kind of surprise would it be if I just told you about it, silly? [He laughs, a little amused, a little mischievous.]

But I guess I can tell you that I'm fetching something. I'll meet you after that.

[ okay true. but shhhh. ]

One that I could maybe know what is going on? [ but he's laughing too. why does rin have that effect on him? ]

Meet you where?

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